When addressed as a deer

An animal, around which most of the sequence of events in the Ramayana had developed. The hunting of which is banned, but is still hunted. The food of tigers, lions and other wild animals. One of the only animals easily seen in the sanctuaries.

If you address someone as a ‘deer’ it means the following:

Father:  Protective. The man of the house. Proud of his achievements and boasts about them in the drawing room.

Mother: Obeys all instructions given by dad. A perfect housewife. Affectionate, docile, does not engage in gossip. Wants peace everywhere. Elegant in whichever way she dresses. Cooks delicious food.

Teacher: Adorable, beautiful eyes, affectionate, quiet and easygoing. Rarely gives homework and takes test .Listens to students.

Student: Work always complete, teachers’ pet, makes all the charts, arranges the flowers on the table, dependable. Does the teacher’s totaling. You exploit him/her. Ready to take up challenges and enjoys when the teacher is away.

Boss: Ready to attack you for jobs not done. Intelligent and a good task master.

Employee: Prompt worker. Cannot be trusted as s/he is always on the look to take your post.  Can take up challenging work.

Spouse/Partner:  Pervert, only physical involvement and no emotional bond.

Friend:  Looks submissive but is dominating. You keep protecting him thinking him to be meek.

Yourself: Tiresome. Do not use any products tested on animals. Believes you are the only good soul in this nasty world.