· We are not from ‘Mars’ (Thank God!).
· We have the gift of the gab.
· We are better human beings.
· We are morally and ethically sound.
· We are emotionally strong and stable.
· We are polite and tolerant.
· We are not egoistic.
· We are Dad’s favourite children.
· We are more understanding and adjusting.
· We are more hygiene-conscious.
· We are perceptive and sensitive.
· We can balance a relationship.
· We are pampered; yet, are equally good at pampering.
· We can wear just anything and look good.
· We can wear make-up and look even better.
· We do not have to wait till ‘18’, to be sensible.
· We can work both in and out of the house.
· We are not valued by our bank accounts.
· We do not need ‘Viagra’.
· We are multifaceted—Kali and Sita, all rolled into one.
· When we commit mistakes, we have the guts to confess.
· We not only bring babies into the world but, also rear them.
· We can’t cry without bothering about —‘what will they say?’
· We do not have to live with 7 a.m. shave-cuts.
· We do not watch a boring video just because we have paid for it.
· We are least bothered about, “He loves me? / He loves me not?”
· Next to God, we are responsible for life and then, also for making it worth living.
Well Boys r better and have an edge over girls coz..
ReplyDelete. We r nt 4m mars too(I'm not kidding).
· We don't persuade others.
· We are "the only" normal human beings.
· We invented morality and we create ethics.
· We are emotionally stronger but stability always breaks b'coz of the girls.
· We tolerate the female species and that too of Genus-Homo & Species-sapiens.
· We don't even think of ego.
· We are Mom’s favourite children.
· We don't waste things & don't run from food cooked at dhabas.
· Our perception creates wonders (All of Them).
· We always balance relationships.
· We only pamper without bothering about being pampered back.
· We wear just anything and don't bother looking.
· We don't have to wear plastic poison.
· We wait till ‘18’, to be "more" sensible.
· We work out of the house so others can sit inside & fulfill their wishes comfortably.
· We create our own bank accounts and let them use it.
· We do not need ‘Pads’.
· We are multifaceted "Ram" , "Laxman", "Hanuman", "Krishna", "Buddha"... and the list continues.
· When we commit mistakes, we just confess.(We don't need guts, it's in-built)
· We also help in bringing baby to life & give them a life worth living.
· We don't cry just to get attention, we leave that habit at very young age (It's called growing up).
· We do not have to live with monthly bleeding all the way.
· We do not watch a boring and meaning-less Tele-Soap just b'coz it's on air.
· We always bothered about, “She loves me? / She loves me not?” (It's called being serious in a relationship / maturity)
· God is male, He creates everything thinking about a girl and beauty.