Dating — duo

1. When your girlfriend says she has a headache, all she means is that you are neglecting her. Give her a rose and not an aspirin and see how it works.

2. Do not dwell  long on the shortcoming of your damsel. Sure, she has faults. Had she been perfect, you could not have thought of her being in your kitchen.

3. The road to succeed is crowded with women pulling their men by their ties —so wear one.

4. If in a business, your sleeping partner happens to be a woman, have her at that. You might cough out and choke, should she blink her eyelid.

5. You wish to live life in ‘piece’ (get it right!). One, and the only way to it is digging a fairly big cemetery to bury all the hatchets. Do not forget to push the gnaws and grunts of your other half.

6. Spend more time in taking care of your mate and in converting her into an asset. Even if she is a liability to start with, you know, she is one walking wallet!

7. To have a talk struck with your mate, ensure delving on a lower pitch and tone, more importantly while at home and in the kitchen. You know what is meant!

8. Along the bar of expectations, make sure that you stand towards the negative end. Your girlfriend shall outweigh you in any case!!

9. When she laughs, she does not; when she cries, she does. It is really hard to judge her. Rest assured, she means when she shows, anyway.

10. The better half is just a synonym. It could be you or her, but her mostly.